Jack Off The Beanstalk

Date/Time

Date(s) - 12th December 2026
8:45 pm - 10:45 pm

Location

Town Hall, Cross Street,, Abergavenny, NP7 5HD

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The Adult Panto Company presents

The tale of magic beans and giant dreams…like you’ve never seen it before!

Adult panto climbs to new heights with the classic tale of Jack and the Beanstalk – like you’ve never seen it before! After a quick fiddle in his pockets, Jack gets his hands on some magic beans and discovers that things can grow surprisingly fast! One enormous stalk later, he’s thrust into a sky-high adventure packed with filthy laughs, audience interaction, well-known songs, festive chaos and more innuendo than you can shake a sausage at.

Will he get the Giant’s chopper? Will Jill finally get her happy ending? Join Jack the Lad, Juicy Jill, the well-endowed Giant and all the gang for outrageous adult panto, Big Stalk Energy and a giant-sized night of laughs. The perfect pre-Christmas night out – book now from £25.

*Please note that this production WILL contain adult jokes, strong language, outrageous behaviour and more cackles than a hen do in Magaluf…you have been warned! Strictly adults only.

SPLASH ZONE! Get even closer to the action with the best seats in the house – choose one of the first 3 rows if you dare to be picked on …and you will almost certainly get wet! Be brave; it’s worth it!

Reviews from our sell out production of Tinder-Ella:

“A definite swipe to the right for this wholly inclusive, filthy night of adult fun with laughs a-plenty.” – Theatre Whippet

“It’s bawdy, it’s brash & decidedly blue, I laughed throughout.” – Brum Hour

“Absolutely fantastic fun!” & “Side-splittingly funny!” – Jason Forrest

“I totally recommend this. Funny, filthy and VERY adult.” – audience feedback

Tickets from just £25 until 31st August – prices increase with demand throughout the year – book now for the best seats and prices!

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